The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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