if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
kristin has been a bad kristin
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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