i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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