He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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