I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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