we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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