2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
it glows. i had to have it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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