: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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