i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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