I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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