so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It's official drugs can't kill me
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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