I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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