i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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