i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She bit a glass in half.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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