Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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