Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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