When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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