Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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