return my video game
plz talk dirty to me
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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