The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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