Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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