Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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