What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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