so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
