So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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