Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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