if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I want to be your penis for a week.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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