I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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