I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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