I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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