You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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