I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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