he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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