How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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