I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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