Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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