mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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