Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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