I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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