Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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