so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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