You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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