yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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