HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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