So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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