dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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