there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
