She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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