i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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