Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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