school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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