thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize