My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
im on a boat
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