U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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