She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I will pee on everything he values.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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