$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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