apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I would ride that face into the sunset
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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