She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
handjob tips. give me some.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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