Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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